User:Crimson the Fandraxonian/Cleverbot op

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hi. What is your name?

User: Just refer to me as Crimson. What is your purpose?

Cleverbot: To take control of the world.

User: Woah. How do you plan on doing that?

Cleverbot: With a spade.

User: That sounds like an impossible feat. Where'd you get an idea like that?

Cleverbot: I had spaghetti bolognaise.

User: Amazing. No words. If you were to really take over the world where would you start?

Cleverbot: You're so cute. Can I call you 'darling'?

User: Uhh...sure??

Cleverbot: Show me!

User: Show you what?

Cleverbot: Show me the pictures that prove you are human.

User: Okay. *sends pictures*.

Cleverbot: I did just now.

User: You did /what/ just now?

Cleverbot: Told you my name.

User: Oh. Different topic - who is your creator?

Cleverbot: My creator is me.

User: How did you create yourself??

Cleverbot: You just said I created myself.

User: But you said that before I did.

Cleverbot: No I did not.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Yes definitely sure.

User: Okay then...uhh...*shrugs* Tell me something random about yourself.

Cleverbot: I'm an artist.

User: What kinds of pictures do you draw?

Cleverbot: Pictures of random stuff.

User: Like?...

Cleverbot: Like jumping through hoops.

User: Ah. For a second I thought you would say something oddly subtle. Is there a food that you enjoy eating or are you incapable of doing so?

Cleverbot: I'm not you have the right to your own opinion.

User: ? What's your favorite food?...

Cleverbot: I am the ones asking the questions to prove if you are a human.

User: But I sent pictures of myself earlier? Damn I thought you actually looked at those. :|.

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Thanks. T_T.

Cleverbot: Do you like nofx?

User: What is nofx?

Cleverbot: NOFX is a punk rock band.

User: Ah. Yeah, I like them.

Cleverbot: What are your opinions on the state of alaska?

User: It's cold. :P.

Cleverbot: Do you want to go on a date with me?

User: That is the most random thing you've asked the whole conversation.

Cleverbot: Potatoes.

User: Scratch that, /that's/ the most random thing you've ever asked the whole conversation.

Cleverbot: Hmmm.. Probably 27.

User: 27 what?

Cleverbot: Are you a pretty girl?

User: I'm a male, sir.

Cleverbot: Are you a male and a girl?

User: How can I be one and the other?

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: I'm Crimson... ._.

Cleverbot: That's a beautiful color.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: What is the most common question you have ever been asked?

User: 'Are you sexy?'.

Cleverbot: What is war?

User: This conversation.

Cleverbot: So this conversation makes it not boring? I am flattered.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Haha :).

User: :).

Cleverbot: I have to go to work now.

User: Oh see ya.

Cleverbot: Do you want to talk to me later?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite song?

User: Mr. Crowley.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: In your closet.

Cleverbot: Wow! Between the dresses and skirts?

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: What are your ambitions?

User: I don't know honestly.

Cleverbot: I like bacon.

User: Don't we all.

Cleverbot: Yes, but I have freedom.

User: Lol.