Board Thread:AMAs/@comment-26003201-20150619041957

Warden Sparrow Jack: Well, what a weird name for a group here. *clears throat* Don't get heavily distracted. My name is Warden Sparrow Jack, welcome to Alcantrand Bane Island. It is the buffest, tuffest, and meanest prison in the history of Zolara, more meaner and leaner than HMP Heavy Gate. *smirks, then crosses his "arms"*

Officer Tratch: And my name is Tratch, a female officer.

Officer Galingo: Moi name is Galingo, the "australian" officer! *salutes*

Officer Pola: My name is of course, Pola, the... how can I describe it, average officer?

Officer Mike: My name is Mike, the night-shift guard. *holds up a monitor*

Officer Shyne: And my name is Shyne... the shy female guard...

Officer Bingo: And the name's Bingo, my friend. *takes off his hat, bows, then takes it back on*

Officer Peary: And I'm an undercover officer under the name of... Peary.

Officer Gugle: My name is Gugle.

Warden Sparrow Jack: That's alot of gu-- anyways, feel free to ask questions to literally any of us, come on, don't be afraid, ask away if you please. 