Board Thread:AMAs/@comment-5156795-20150610010515/@comment-26003201-20150713003410

Haul: *hesitates, then takes his hat then puts it back on*

???: Hmph, isn't it about time that you cheated on your recent girlfriend, Haul?

Haul: Wait what? That's not even my girlfriend.

???: I mean your ugly girlfriend, you puny piece of swine.

Haul:. .""

???: Well, you piece of meat? Come on, SPIT IT OUT ALREADY!!

Haul: First of all, who are you?

???: I'm the girl that tattoo'ed your face, you sick puny fuck, now get over here or else I will crush your hat.

Haul: Okay why do this to me?

???: You've pissed women off before, and it's time to pay the same favour.

Haul: By what?

???: *punches Haul in the face so hard that he bounces off a cliff next to the AMA* Go to hell, you bag of shit!