User blog:Spyral370/Ipamon: Love and War (Part Two)

Author's Note: This does NOT affect the Pata-Squad and the Adventures of White legitimately. This is considered non-canonical and isn't meant to be taken literally. Nevertheless, enjoy! ^-^ --- "Pata-Squadron, I need your attention!" Ipamon hollered, leaning onto the side of the front door of the Pata-Squad's base.

The base within was jam packed with various recreational and important devices/furniture. Ranging from soft couches to sturdy and durable wooden cabinets, to racks that grasp hold of certain weaponry. The mixtures of red, gold and brown added a luxurious and comforting (not to mention oriental) feel to the place. Yellow, luminous lanterns hung onto the ceiling, giving a rather graceful glow to the brown/green interior walls.

Few of the Pata-Squad members were merely busy with their typical hobbies, until Ipamon called their attention.

"Huh...?" Kushell closed a book she was just reading whilst sitting on one of the sofas.

"Mmm...?" Furbie woke up, opening his eye.

"What is it...?" Kitzu pulled out his Critical Spear, "...dragons?!"

"Uh...no. It's...something less dangerous than that." Ipamon noted.

"Ooh ooh! Do we have to apprehend another criminal?!" Saharat II jumped.

"...no."--

Artix crossed his arms, "Are we going to kick Gheek Dongora's ass again?"--

"No...!" Ipamon sighed.

"Well...?" Sakira tapped her foot quietly.

"It's...something highly different...probably a task that...we've never done before" Ipamon answered.

"Really...?" Kushell stood up, "That's interesting! What is it? What is it?!"

"...uh..." Ipamon scratched his head.



"So...let me get this straight" Artix frowned, "We have to help a 'Popopo' named 'Poteus', who is supposedly a 'god of war'"--

"He is" Ipamon croaked.

"Yeah yeah, whatever. Anyway, we have to help this guy...who is in love with a 'Halacandran' girl named 'Anna', to get the two together and live happily ever after....?"

"...putting it that way, yes, that's the task"

"...ugh...are you kidding me? Of all the things we could do, like probably slay the Gigante King, or retrieve some ancient artifact or...challenge the Dark Heroes in a duel, we have to bring two people together into a couple...?"

"Well...at least it's something else for a change" Idarken entered the conversation.

"I believe it's a horrible 'change'! I wanna beat someone up, not fulfill a love story!" Artix stomped the ground.

"Well...I still need you guys to help me do this! I solely made a promise, so are you going to assist me? I mean, we've already had enough fighting and apprehending lately, so just please aid me on this...please?" Ipamon crossed his arms.

"I sure as hell won't"--

"Hey! That isn't a nice thing to say!" Sakira snapped at Artix. She then faced Ipamon, "Don't worry, Ip...I'll be happy to help."

"Same here!~" Kushell smiled.

"Eh...why not?" Saharat chuckled.

"I'm not exactly into lovey-dovey stuff, but...I guess I can aid you nevertheless" Kitzu spun his spear.

"I'm not going to be a part of this, I'm afraid. Like Kitzu said, I ain't a loving person" Idarken polished her serrated scythe.

"Very well." Ipamon putted his hands on his hips, "Four people are good enough."



"So...what's the plan?" Sakira cocked her head sideways, while standing beside a planning table with Kitzu, Saharat, Kushell and Ipamon

"Here is the situation" Ipamon placed his hands on the table and leaned in closer to the center, "Poteus already gave me information about Anna, especially her appearance, and he knows more people who are apparently buddies of her's; Alto and Ace. I've spotted how they look right after I promised Poteus to help him, so to make sure you know the jist of what they look like, I decided to draw it out for you" Ipamon placed a ink drawing of Poteus, Anna, Alto and Ace.

"Ah...they look rather interesting...not to mention somewhat intriguing" Saharat inspected the drawing.

"Yes they do. Now anyways" Ipamon proceeded, "Here is where we come into play; I need you guys to assist me by asking Alto and Ace what Anna likes, because Poteus needs to know what Anna's interests are to help him woo her more easily by doing the things that Anna loves to do together with her. As we initiate the mission, I'll warn you guys if the people you see here are actually Anna, Alto and Ace. You may not know their colour, but I do, so I've got your backs."

"Ah...I see." Kitzu scratched his head.

"The most important thing to remember is to not intercept any contact with Anna as much as possible" Ipamon notified, "We don't want the main girl to fall into suspicion, got it?"

"You bet" Kushell winked.

"Thank you. Now...am I making myself clear?"

"Yes sir!" The others spoke in unison.

"Excellent...now..." Ipamon turned around, "...it's time to put this into action...

 ...let us embark." 