Board Thread:AMAs/@comment-25526836-20150614011506/@comment-25526836-20150614183948

Xena: ...*gets up, then knocks Crim to the ground, then sits on him, beginning to heal his chest* God fucking dammit can you ever actually attempt to NOT get hurt, sir?

Crim: ...I try my best. Only person who has never hurt me was Avia so when I was around her I suffered nothing.

Xena: ...You're odd around women I would have expected you to get hurt badly.

Crim: She didn't kill me for a change!

Xena: ...Crap I have done that.

Crim: :P