Board Thread:AMAs/@comment-31319780-20150708173917

Abeli: Welcome to the Velve-- ah, I mean, the Monument Library. This is a haven, workshop, and library for those who have filled the hollow spaces in their bodies with something new!

Dethro: Normally, entry to this place is a blessing exclusive to Parody-users, but we've opened it up for this... what did dad call it again? An "Ask Me Anything blog," was it?

Abeli: Yes. Feel free to peruse our selection of legends in order to expand your knowledge of the multiverse, or ask us anything you may be curious about.

Dethro: Especially if you find yourself confused by Parodies and the concept of them. We were, after all, created to be experts on the subject of Parodies. 