User:Crimson the Fandraxonian/Scrap Brain Zone/Ersatz and Shaftie

"Welcome to Third Flight Hotel. Would you like to have a small rest in this hotel? Feel free to, but my services come at a price...no not a price as in money...you'll eventually find out..."

- Ersatz

''Ersatz and Shaftie are the owners of the supposedly haunted Third Flight Hotel, which is almost always deserted. Ersatz and Shaftie are actually dead Halcandrans who are kept alive by the spirit of keeping their hotel alive. As such, people are never aware that they're actually dead. However, it is best to sleep during the night as at day, creepy things can happen...it's not always pleasant during the day...it is said that a spirit known as "Gen" haunts the place...''