Board Thread:AMAs/@comment-25526836-20150424221411/@comment-31319780-20150521040603

Tempo: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WELCOME TO THE FIGHT OF THE CENTURY. IN THIS CORNER, WEIGHING IN AT 2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 KILOGRAMS. HE'S BIG. HE'S BAD. HE'S GOT HIS OWN GRAVITATIONAL PULL. HE'S SO TOUGH, HE'S ESSENTIAL FOR ALL LIFE. GIVE IT UP FOR... THE SUN!!

Sun: *floats*

Tempo: AND IN THIS CORNER, WEIGHING I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH. HE'S A CHARACTER ON AN AMA BLOG. HE WANTS TO FIGHT THE SUN A LOT. AND HE'S NAMED AFTER A FUCKING WEAPON, WHICH IS SICK. AS IN AWESOME. (Not as badass as a name like Tempo, of course, but it's a close second!) LET'S HEAR IT FOR... SPEEEAR!!