Board Thread:AMAs/@comment-25526836-20150524133104/@comment-26003201-20150612200513

The Machine: *looks at her hands, which have metallic claws* AH! *falls on her back* What am I? Father, what have you done to me!?

The Surgeon: YOUR IN THE NEW BODY!! EHEHAHEHAHHH!! NOW YOU'LL LIVE THE PRECIOUS GEM LIFE BEING A STIFF-CORN ROBOT!!